World's Greatest Dud® - Minivan Design Detail

MINIVAN

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Along with speedometer, odometer, and oil light, every minivan should come with one more essential meter in its dashboard: a testosterone gauge. It'd be a wake up call for every vehicle-shopping male, coaxed into a minivan test drive by free dealership popcorn and silver tongued salesmen. Watching that manhood-o-meter plummet to zero before he's off the lot would give any self-respecting dude pause before he makes the worst transportation-related decision of his life. (That is, if he has no early 1980's Chevrolet Citations in his past.) But alas, no fabled T-Gauge, hence: millions of dads behind the wheels of millions of minivans, all driving like their great grandmas. Tragic.

So turn it comic. Whether you're ribbing yourself or other mini-men, you owe it to yourself to get this one-of-a-kind tee on your ribs. Mugs, bumper stickers, and tons more stuff are available, too. Knock yourself out, Gertrude.

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