Hey, Look. Leonardo Dud-vinci.

You know: that dad who designed an awesome treehouse, bought all the lumber, then got around to nailing three stray boards to a tree? The same dad who planned his son's sweet pinewood derby car and ended up with a gnawed block of pine, lurching down the track like a hobbled squirrel?

You know: you.

Finally, here's your chance to start with a design and complete the task! Browse through the growing collection of Dud-worthy deisgns below, click on your favorites, find the World's Greatest Dud Stuff you can't live without, and order it up! There you go. Mission accomplished. Check it off the to-do list. That's a wrap, and the fat lady's singin'!

Now, time to get back to that basement remodeling project—year twelve.